May 2013
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teenwhoops:
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
when you tell me to go to bed early
thegestianpoet:
thegestianpoet:
i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
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lalalafrickyou:
bloody-nips:
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
gamsee:
my whole life is just “oh ok”
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daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
