chuck norris jokes XD
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can run you over with a parked car.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as “The Peas.”
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris doesent need a twitter, He’s already following you.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.