July 2012
africans:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
June 2012
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
lolzpicx:
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
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I am dying a slow agonizing death of boredom
Didnt wake up for church today.....
i dont understand what happened… i am doubting my alarm and my ability to wake up now… what if i “forget” to wake up in the future on an important day like today? do I need to buy a new alarm? was it the alarms fault? did it go off? was it not loud enough? why didnt i wake up either way? did i lose my ability to wake up in time without an alarm? how did i not hear the...
berlitz:
when u start having a good convo and then u say something awkward/embarassing
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
When you see crappy-ass movies just ‘cause your...
lovelylittlethings12:
and then you’re like:
Watchmitchpalma:
melvinsings:
WHAT THE HELL! THAT WAS EPIC!
legit as fuck!!! i want his costume!!!!!
Teacher: use harassment in a sentence
Student: I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me
theyellowbrickroad:
hot guys should be required to date at least one ugly person as charity work
Watchheykatieeeee:
ahhaha how cuteeeee
